2.real programmer don't comment their code.IF it was hard to write ,it should be hard to understand and ever harder to modify.
3 real programmer don't write application programs; they program right down on the bare metal.application programing is for feebs( 笨蛋) who can't do systems programming.
4 real programmers don't eat quiche .in fact,real programmers don't know how to spell quiche.they eat Twinkies,and Szechwan food.
5 real programmers never program in COBOL,money is no object.
6.------------don't draw flowcharts.flowcharts are after all,the illierate's form of documentation.
7-----------don't read manuals.reliance on reference is the hallmark of a novice and a coward.
8----------don't write in COBOL.COBOL is for fum chewing twits who maintain ancient payroll programs.
9----------don't write in APL,unless the whole program can be written on one lin
10---------don't write in Lisp,olny effeminate programmers use moreparentheses than actual code.
11---------scorn floating point arithmetic.the decimal was invented for pansy bedwetters who are unable to think big.
12----------don't use symbolic debugers,who nedds symbols.