一位MM写的经典程序

一位MM写的关于生活的极现实的一段经典程序：），代码如下：

result love(boy,girl) 
{ 
    if( boy.有房() and boy.有车() ) 
    {
        boy.set(nothing); 
        return girl.嫁给(boy); 
    } 
 
    if( girl.愿意等() ) 
    { 
        while(!(boy.赚钱 > 100,000 and girl.感情 > 8 ) ) 
        { 
            for( day=1; day <=365; day++) 
            { 
                if( day == 情人节 )
                {
                    if( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) ) 
                    {
                        girl.感情++; 
                    }
                    else 
                    {
                        girl.感情--; 
                    }
                }
　　 
                if( day == girl.生日)
                {
                    if( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
                    {
                        girl.感情++; 
                    }
                    else
                    {
                        girl.感情--; 
                        boy.拼命赚钱(); 
                    }
                } 
            } 
  
            if( boy.有房() and boy.有车() ) 
            { 
                boy.set(nothing); 
                return girl.嫁给(boy); 
            } 
  
            年龄++; 
            girl.感情--; 
        } 
        return girl.goto( another_boy); 
    }
}